Ergo, gnats are smarter than people.

'Cause gnats don't get no respect, Dr. Bill.

That's a gnat's Achilles heel.

If you want to be smart as a gnat
You should give him a tip of your hat
It will throw him off guard
His instincts retard
And the next sound he'll hear is "splat!"


That's how you get to be smart as a gnat. You have to find a way to keep him from always being one step ahead of you.