droit du seigneur

I had to look that one up to see if it means what I thought it means:

"(French: “right of the lord”), a feudal right said to have existed in medieval Europe giving the lord to whom it belonged the right to sleep the first night with the bride of any one of his vassals."

Looks like those "male bonding rituals" are rubbing off on you, AnnaS.

Ewe et mon droit.

Faldo should emblazon that on his coat-of-arms! [At least on his Jockey shorts.]

Maybe he already has. Too much to hope you will share that with us? [I'm already in stitches. I'll even pay for the seamstress.]