reminds me of the elephant joke

a elephant mets a rabbit, and is very impressed by its smooth white fur, unlike sheep and other animals, the rabbit doesn' have any 'tags' of excrement at its back end..

the elephant ask the rabbit about that.. and the rabbit brags, 'no, never a problem, shit doesn't stick to my fur'
at which point the elephant picks up the rabbit with his trunk, and says, 'Oh, in that case if you don't mind, it a problem for me..as he swings his trunk towards his back end....