Dear Juanie Baby--
First--I ain't no girl, no mo'. But thanks!
Now--I could give you a piece of my mind, but I really can't spare any more and still be functional, so I'll offer
advice instead: debutantes usually wear long formal gowns,
quite often with lots of ruffles; high heels are a must,
though sandals (glitzy) are ok; and, don't forget to put
on eye makeup and style your hair up on top of your head.
Looking forward to seeing you,
Jackie