Tips for new members: Please do not post here?

The idea of selective freedom of speech is oxymoronic, and in a public domain message forum, ridiculous.

A democratic plurality of voices is both the best and the worst thing about the Internet, and by taking a precious, exclusionary attitude you are only going to chill it.

I appreciate that veteran members must get frustrated when newcomers blunder rudely in upon the community you have established, but if these offending newcomers are malignancies, then your attitude is as harmful to the numbers of other newcomers as radiation is to healthy tissue.

Or do you mean, "please do not post your tips for new members here" ?