wait til I get me paws on MadDogTed

This sounds like a bearly disguised pitch for pawlms.

Re: Oh yea - while I'm at it, me pal (also a Teddy Bear), Albear Camoo, is looken fer a publisher fer his up and comen novel, "Nothin Between The Covers."

P.S. Is your buddy "Albear Camoo" still looking for a publisher? Maybe he needs a new title. "Bare-naked Ursus"?
Or "Ursus Undressed"? (Sex always sells.)