I checked this morning and I still have a couple of protuberances by way of proof (and damn fine ones may I add ).

Mummy warned me about this sort of thing on the Internet. She said I'd get corrupted and evil women would lure me to meet them in bars and things (they never have, I'm still ruddy waiting!). So are you an incubus or a succubus? Or, from your profile, a databus?