BTW, InADearThorn is an anagram of my full name and a good (if poetic) description of me.

Ok, in a small attempt to discern your real name, I've come up with the following:

Arron Edithan
Nathan Derior
Darth Niorane
Na Rhino-Tread
Thad Nine-roar (but I'm guessing you're not a Neanderthal)