Reminds me a bit of that ancient joke about the elephant that escaped from a circus train wreck in a small rural town in mid America.
The old lady looked out her window and saw the beast in her garden. Never having seen an elephant before, she called the sheriff and reported that the huge creature was destroying her cabbage patch, ripping out her cabbages one by one with its tail.
"And," she shrieked, "you'll never guess where he's stuffing them.!"