Diwali! I'd forgotten about Diwali. We used to celebrate that in primary school, one of the major bonuses of growing up in an ethically diverse area is that you have a festival about once a week. Some of the teachers made candle-hot-air-balloons, and my friends mum made tiny laughing jack-o-lanterns that smelled good and sat in a row on their windowsill. I liked that festival. Happy Diwali.