Max, speaking from beyond the grave by ouija board, quavered: My absence is due to a death in my immediate family - my CPU's fan died, and so my poor PC is in limbo, awaiting a transplant.

And you do live in such a remote part of the country. Bound to be next to no fan clubs around in Hastings, hm?

What about growing PCs in embryo to provide timely transplants which match your PC's blood type exactly? Has anybody deciphered the PC genome?


The idiot also known as Capfka ...