all of them at once? how careless! just a few? which ones?
Do you have a funny story to tell? do lets hear it!
i have broken my big toe (20 odd years ago) it hurt but not as much as a broken foot --or shoulder!
i broke my toe one summer night. my son had been playing with 2 friends (he was age 5 or 6) on the back stairs (exterior) with some friends. they had been collecting acorns.
later that night, just before bed, i realize, i should get the kitchen garbage out of the house, and into the cans on the street for the next mornings pick up. it was late and dark, (and i had to pee) but first i thought i'll get the garbage out (we didn't have a loo on the main floor of the house, just one upstairs, by the bedrooms)
so i picked up a bag of garbage, with potato pealings, and coffee grinds, and eggs shells, and oh, just wonderful messy garbage, and headed out the door.
unbeknownst to me, my son and friends had left a collection of acorns on the steps. i stepped on them, and like a scene from a comic movie, they rolled beneath my feet, and i went sailing! i landed (for the most part) in the grass, covered with garbage, (i had peed myself!), and i broke my toe!(the big one!)--(which had landed/been stubbed) on the concrete walk.
what a site and mess, and smell i made! bits of peelings, coffee grinds, egg shells! i was dazed, and in pain.
by the morning i realize, what a funny story it was... as i hobbled to the doctors.. all in all, my bit of slapstick didn't do to much harm, and i had a wonderful story to tell when some one asked "how on earth did you break your toe?"
OUCH
