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NEWS HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2050:
Florida to Be Readmitted to Union
Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen
Court Clears OLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCisco-FordRJR-
NabiscoExxon-Mobil Merger
50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss
Baby Conceived Naturally
It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays
Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Anal
Probes Were "Just For Fun"
Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums
Overcame Lurid Past With US President
Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome
Young Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams.
Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.
President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice
"Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match
Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens
Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife
Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants
Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders
D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow
Authentic "Year 2000 Florida Chad" Sells For $6.9
Million at Sotheby's
Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy
Striper's Allegations