If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format". Why the ouch? What would that do?

Heh, the "page" reminds me of that e-mail thing that went around, where a customer calls Tech. Support. The tech. guy asks dozens of questions, most of which the customer doesn't know the answer to. Then he finds out the customer can't see whether the connectors are all where they should be because there's a power failure. The guy then asks whether the customer happens to have a big box on hand, and upon getting the answer yes, tells the customer to pack his computer in the box and mail it back to the company because he's too f***ing stupid to own a computer.