I did hear you IRL and it was great!
Now, all youse guys that have been trying to view the painting, listen up. You weren't paying attention. In the post gleitzeit made in Looking for (speakers, writers, etc.) inviting us (or anyone) to participate in his art fantasy is the explanation:
In reply to:

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS for Publication of "Jaisini Gleitzeit Supermodernity"
WRITER'S GUIDELINES
L.C.McCreshly Publications is seeking submissions for their upcoming book entitled: Jaisini Gleitzeit Supermodernity: New age American art.
What is accepted for submission to be included in the book:
Literary essays (1,000-3,000 words) for associative writing on invisible paintings.