As a 'jobless parasitic witch sucking on the underbelly of society' ( definition courtesy of one of my very best friends ) I am clearly well versed in time wasting, however, I simply can't compete with the einsteinian wastes of time and space above, and below

http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html
http://www.corporatedump.com/mousespeed.html
http://www.ambitweb.com/useless/useless.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?T16E425C5

and the mother of all pointlessness

http://www.mythologic.net/end

and remember, every second you spend is spent forever, enjoy.