looking good for your money ( Scottish Widows)
who gives you extra, who, who who, who ( not sure)
the man from ( Delmonte)
go to work on an egg
more reasons to shop at morrisons
St Helens glass has the class
you can do it when you B&Q it
ba ba ba ba babybel oh babybe-e-el, one taste will tell, try the little cheese, da da da da da please
some things are priceless, for everything else there's mastercard
hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid
and on and on and on and ariston
you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back
it's good to talk (bt)
i feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight
loreal, because i'm worth it
maybe she's born with it maybe it's maybelline
that's my johnsons baby, yes sir, don't mean maybe, that's my, that's my johnsons baby oil
if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
melt in your mouth not in your hand ( m&m's)
ppppppick up a penguin
why take two bottles into the shower when you can wash and go
the smashing orangey bit ( jaffa cakes)
mr soft, why is the world in which you live so very strange, mr so-o-oft why is your world so very soft and rearranged ( softmints)
one tictac is only two calories
you're never alone with a strand
there is another way ( NatWest bank)
hoots mon thus joose loose aboot this hoose ( fruit pastilles)
made with girders ( irn bru)
the future's bright, the future's orange ( orange)
(song)got to get myself connected(/song) Nokia, connecting people ( mobile phone)
It's time to live unlimited ( Ikea)
You know where to come ( Comet- electrical shop)
that'll be the Daewoo
It's an armadillo ( Dime bar)
The best a man can get ( Gillette)
Evian, live young
mum's gone to Iceland ( frozen food shop)
Aaaah, Bisto ( gravy)
have a break, have a KitKat
Hovis, bakers born and bred
Yorkshire tea, like tea used to be
Lilt, the totally tropical taste
drink Australian think Australian ( fosters lager)
Australians wouldn't give a four x for anything else ( Castlemaine XXXX lager)
Australians are four x-ing everywhere ( same again)
What a refreshing change ( Woodpecker cider)
everyones bingoing mad ( Gala Bingo)
we only let you drink it when it's ready ( Grolsch lager)
Schtop schtop, this blue movie isn't ready yet, where is your moustache and why are you fixing the fridge ( Grolsch again)

pant pant, my god i am scaring myself, i have to got to bed and spend a month as far away from commercial communications as possible. the worst thing is i'm sure i's think of a million more if I sat here for long enough or just surfed a few companies sites or something. I'm so unsettled i'd even go so far as to type, ecky thump, and that i don't do lightly. Anyway, have a pop with some slogans or what have you, lets see if we can't claw something cerebral from this compost of consumerism that is my long term memory.