Welcome forth, Gallant *one.

I have to say to ye... I feel as if I've been g-ted.

I had me best reconnaisance team over yonder in the rollin green 'ills of Gallaway, and all'n I got back was rumors 'n such of yer exsistence. It's like goin to yer favrit school marm's room on 'show and tell' day and finding a substitute teecher who "don't believe in that hogwarsh". I mean, not even a hint of cimilairity (from what I could tell)... not that there's anything wrong w/that, but.

OK, she was a big fan of teddy bears, but ya could've (at least) sent a blonde.