got this from my sister...
This is one of those Washington Post contests, this one being to
combine the works of two authors and to supply a description of the merged book.
the thought is we can use these for starters, and then come up with our own. anyone game?Machiavelli's The Little PrinceAntoine de Saint-Exupery's classic children's tale as presented by
Machiavelli. The whimsy of human nature is embodied in many delightful
and intriguing characters, all of whom are executed.
Green Eggs and HamletWould you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evl thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
Of Three Blind Mice and MenBurgess Meredith has his limbs hacked off by a psychopathic farmer's
wife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life?
The ExorstentialistCamus' psychological thriller about a priest who casts out a demon by
convincing it that there's really no purpose to what it's doing.
Catch-22 in the RyeHolden learns that if you're insane, you'll probably flunk out of prep
school, but if you're flunking out of prep school, you're probably not
insane.
2001: A Space IliadThe Hal 9000 computer wages an insane 10-year war against the Greeks
after falling victim to the Y2K bug.
Rikki-Kon-Tiki-TaviThor Heyerdahl recounts his attempt to prove Rudyard Kipling's theory
that the mongoose first came to India on a raft from Polynesia.
The Maltese FaulknerIs the black bird a tortured symbol of Sam's struggles with race and
family? Does it signify his decay of soul along with the soul of the
Old South? Is it merely a crow, mocking his attempts to understand? Or
is it worth a cool mil?
Jane Eyre JordanPlucky English orphan girl survives hardships to lead the Chicago Bulls
to the NBA championship.
Looking for Mr. GodotA young woman waits for Mr. Right to enter her life. She has a loooong
wait.
Lorna DuneAn English farmer, Paul Atreides, falls for the daughter of a notorious
rival clan, the Harkonnens, and pursues a career as a giant worm jockey
in order to impress her.
The Remains of the Day of the JackalA formal English butler puts his loyalty to his employer above all
else, until he is persuaded to join a plot to assassinate Charles de
Gaulle.
The Invisible Man of La ManchaDon Quixote discovers a mysterious elixir, which renders him invisible.
He proceeds to go on a mad rampage of corruption and terror, attacking
innocent people in the streets and all the while singing "To Fight the
Invisible Man!" until he is finally stopped by a windmill.
Paradise Lost in SpaceSatan, Moloch, and Belial are sentenced to spend eternity in a flying
saucer with a goofy robot, an evil scientist, and two annoying children.