If I might trespass on Dr. Bill's territory for a moment ...

The famous conductor, Sir Thomas Beecham, (not known for his sweetness of temper) was getting more and more irritated with a cellist at a rehearsal until he burst out: "Madam, you have between your legs something capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is sit there and scratch it."

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