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#99177 - 03/21/03 10:05 AM The envelope, please
Faldage Offline
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And the winner of the 100,000th post contest is:


Pfranz Capfka!!!!

Congratulations, Pfranz. (Tell him what he wins, Don)

#99178 - 03/21/03 10:07 AM Re: The envelope, please
tsuwm Offline
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what were the odds that it would be Puerile?

#99179 - 03/21/03 10:28 AM Re: The envelope, please
wwh Offline
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Pure puer.

#99180 - 03/21/03 10:49 AM Re: The envelope, please
WhitmanO'Neill Offline
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Congratulations, Pfranz. (Tell him what he wins, Don)

Hey, hey!...not so easy!

Cap...now you're holding a hearty congratulations....but, if you like, you can trade that in for what's behind Door #1...Door #2...or Door #3?

#99181 - 03/21/03 10:58 AM Re: The envelope, please
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Oh...and the final word for AWAD's milestone posterity-setting 100,000th post is (drum roll, please).....................................................................................................

Gee, thanks, Pfranz!

#99182 - 03/21/03 11:21 AM Re: The envelope, please
RhubarbCommando Offline

Registered: 08/23/00
Posts: 2204
What the hell - 100,000 is 10 to the power of four whatever, ain't it?

Hearty Congrats, Capfka - thank goodness it was one of your better posts, say I!

#99183 - 03/21/03 12:26 PM Re: The envelope, please
Pfranz' mum Offline

Registered: 03/21/03
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I always knew that boy would amount to something some day.

#99184 - 03/21/03 12:40 PM Re: The envelope, please
Capfka Offline

Registered: 06/28/02
Posts: 1624
Loc: Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok
Ooooo, I don't know what to say!

I'm so shocked and surprised that the academy chose little old meeeee.

I mean, I didn't expect this honour! I'd just like to say "thanks" to the college and everyone who contributed behind me, despite the extra weight the knives have added.

I have a little speech prepared earlier on my behalf by Haile Berry, if you all have half an hour. And I'm hiring Haile herself to cry for me. She's good enough for the entire South American continent, not just that piddling little Argentina

I'm sorry that the last word of the 100,000th post has shocked and dismayed the members of the Academie AWADais but, as I always say, if it's good enough for Toyota NZ's advertising department it's good enough for the whole world.

I remember saying my first word at the tender age of 1 year, 3 months, 15 days and 4 hou ... gerroff you mad bastard! Oh, all right then.

And in conclusion, I'd like to thank my mum for contacting the board via ouija board. I find it very refreshing to have all of my suspicions about what people do in the hereafter confirmed so conclusively. Harping on a little, like. She was bipolar in real life, but now she's truly one-dimensional. That's surely got to be an improvement, doesn't it?

- Pfranz

#99185 - 03/23/03 04:18 PM Re: The envelope, please
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>>Ooooo, I don't know what to say!

Ya, like that has EVER happened to Cap. Who are you and what have you done wif 'em?

#99186 - 03/23/03 04:35 PM Re: The envelope, please
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Who's gerroff? Is that what you called your little stuffed giraffe? I never can understand hardly anything you say now. It appears I wouldn't have understood you at 1 either... But I can somehow imagine quite easily your holding up a little stuffed giraffe and saying "Gerroff you mad bastard!" to it when you were only 1 plus a few months. That does make perfectly good sense to me regarding what I know of you. Somehow endearing, even.


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