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I'm floundering for a clever reply . . .
Did you hear about the dizzy Swede who did not know vertigo?
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Or the Mexican fireman who called his sons Jose and Hose B?
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I didn't tell you the whole story about the fishmonger, though. Eventually, he joined with five other fishmongers in a joint business, so that they could achieve economies of scale.
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There's a down side to every duck.
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That's true if you look at it eider way.
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-- and how about the man who fed the seagulls with cannabis?
He left no tern unstoned.
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.. and the physical fitness trainer who left no stern untoned.
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In reply to:
...left no stern untoned.
~Bingley
And for anyone who thinks, "You cain't tone bones," well, just consider a xylophone made of toned bones--a bonophone!
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-- or one *made of stones - an essential instrument for any rock band.
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There is a stop on the organ called Tibia.
perhaps I should bone up on the etymology . . .
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