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Re: He was a sole trader. #97283
03/12/03 03:51 PM
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I'm floundering for a clever reply . . .

Did you hear about the dizzy Swede who did not know vertigo?


Re: He was a sole trader. #97284
03/12/03 04:27 PM
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Somewhere outside New York
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Somewhere outside New York
Or the Mexican fireman who called his sons Jose and Hose B?


Re: He was a sole trader. #97285
03/14/03 09:11 AM
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I didn't tell you the whole story about the fishmonger, though. Eventually, he joined with five other fishmongers in a joint business, so that they could achieve economies of scale.


Re: pun o' the day #97286
03/27/03 11:18 PM
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There's a down side to every duck.


Re: pun o' the day #97287
03/29/03 11:05 AM
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That's true if you look at it eider way.


Re: pun o' the day #97288
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-- and how about the man who fed the seagulls with cannabis?

He left no tern unstoned.


Re: pun o' the day #97289
03/29/03 01:00 PM
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.. and the physical fitness trainer who left no stern untoned.

Bingley


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Re: pun o' the day #97290
03/29/03 02:08 PM
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Piedmont Region of Virginia, U...
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In reply to:

...left no stern untoned.


~Bingley

And for anyone who thinks, "You cain't tone bones," well, just consider a xylophone made of toned bones--a bonophone!


Re: pun o' the day #97291
03/31/03 07:58 AM
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-- or one *made of stones - an essential instrument for any rock band.


Re: pun o' the day #97292
03/31/03 02:21 PM
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There is a stop on the organ called Tibia.

perhaps I should bone up on the etymology . . .


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