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#94102 - 03/12/03 11:47 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers  
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If we are what we eat

which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."

I also like these ones:

"Nice legs - what time do they open?"

and

"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

and finally

"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."

Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.


#94103 - 03/13/03 08:33 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers  
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>"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<

Oh, mY! That is funnY!


#94104 - 03/28/03 03:20 AM Tees for two  
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"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."


#94105 - 05/02/03 08:25 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers  
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This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .

I saw one today that was worth sharing:

Let an electrician check your shorts.


#94106 - 05/02/03 08:53 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers  
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Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school

"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."

k



#94107 - 05/03/03 05:12 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers  
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OHMy!


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