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motching is the word.
PM your definitions to me, postmarked no later than 00:01 CST on Jan. 16, 2003
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I must admit "motching" sounds challenging. But before I take time off from work and neglect my duties as a volunteer caretaker for homeless stray cats and dogs, I would like to know what Hogwash [R] #34 (retro) means?
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I would like to know...
Kids these days want *everthang!
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tsuwm, I never got around to it, but: I would like to say now that, despite so many ornery opinions, I thought your handling of the previous Hogwash® was stellar. You exemplified Hemingway's description of a hero: grace under pressure.
Now I shall go forth to consider a definition.
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volunteer caretaker for homeless stray cats and dogsIs there any money in it? 
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>the previous Hogwash®<
I presume you refer to the lazily appellated hogwash #37 (est.)?!
(this actually wasn't posted for you, ASp..)
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Stray cats and dogs of the non-homeless variety can be a big money-maker in the form of ransom payments, however.
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Don't look now, Dub-Dub, but I think you've been listing lately!  just don't take us down with ship
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LISTS (retro)(1) Dub-Dub, I think you've been listing lately! Whitman, you've misspelled "lisp" (2) A truly loving caretaker can end up shelling out lots of bucks in the name of animal love!Not me Wordwind, I just move 'em off the interstate onto the median. Did you know you lisped "collar" twice? (3) I thought your handling of the previous Hogwash® was stellar. You exemplified Hemingway's description of a hero: grace under pressure.Cheez Wiz AnnaStrophic, talk about buttering up the judge. That kind of talk would have made you Miss Runner-Up in the Miss America Pageant back when Bert Parks was still drinking and still singing "There she goes". (4) Now this is what I call real ole timey Hogwash. Down and dirty. Out of the box with everyone mad and fighting. Yeah...._______________________________ 
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>talk about buttering up the judge...
but did you happen to notice how the judge let it all roll off the hogsback just as though it were a hogshead of armadillos?
-joe orthography
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Oh, no! Don't go armadillistic on us again, tsuwm! 
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It's no good, Dub-dub: now milum's got hold of the idea, you'll find you've permanently got lisp sticked on your collars!
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...got lisp sticked on your collars! ~ Rhuby OK, Whitman, Wordwind, AnnaStrophic, altogether now, one, two, three...NOW! WhitmanO'Neill "RIMSHOT"
AnnaStrophic "RIMSHOT"
Milum "RIMSHOT"
Wordwind "WHIMSHOT"
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To Dead Meat milum: You miththpelled "Whimshot." It'th "Rimthot." *To Rhuby:
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only a couple more days (est.) until the deadline. (ten (10) entries and counting..)
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Well, for Rhuby it would have to be: "RIM-ABSQUATULATING-SHOT"
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tsuwm is snobbish and busy. So please allow me to explain the rules of Hogwash to you new people. It is as easy as one, two, three. First: Anybody can submit a guess as to which is the real definition of the Hogwash word " motching ". However, you will only receive points that are registered if you submit your own definition of "motching ". Second: The correct guesser of the so-called correct definition will receive two points per correct guess. Third: If you fool others into choosing your blowgo definition you will receive one vote per, already described, every blowgo guesser. Forth: Hogmaster tsuwm can declare all rules invalid at his slightest perverted whim. Now go ahead new Hogwashers! Have fun.
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But since there t'ain't no runnin' tab no more, you're "only as good as you're last game", as the saying goes. Everyone starts each new round with a clean slate...even sjm! count your blessings points schmoints!
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>even sjm!
Well, sjm's running tally couldn't be as bad as MaxQ's, anyhow.
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>running tally
no, there was a serious upgrade in HQ* there.
*hogwash quotient®
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4. Three points are awarded to any player who submits a definition which is similar or very close to the correct meaning.
(Can't think of a time when that might have applied, anyway!) (looking-innocently-off-in-the-distance-e)
Actually I prefer the "We Don't Need No Steenkin' Rules" rule, myself...
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I got xray vision. I see through him.
But, Dub-dub, if you do that, make no bones about it, you'll miss the meat of his arguments and ignore his corpus of works. An organic development of his analysiswill become impossible.
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Hey, tsuwm, O revered Hogmaster and HogSanta....are you hereby imposing a decree against the usual Hogwash® humor and frivolity by posting the definitions on Q&A!?  If, so, milum will find a way...I just know he will...
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>Hey!! tsuwm's got Hogwash on Q&A!
there's no accounting for hubris, and hogwash will never be the same.
-ron obvious
edit: for anyone who hasn't received enlightenment, motching is inexplicably defined (read that as you will) over on Q&A.
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