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> so if you've been waffling with your def'n, make it final and get it in now.
Unless, of course, you're someone who almost never manages to come up with a definition, in which case the HM will simply turf yours out of the pool without a speck of ruth.
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Now, now, sjm...I think it's time you put this Hogwash® thing into proper perspective. I want you to sit down by a mirror, relax, take a deep breath, look into the mirror and say, "I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And, doggone it, people like me!" There, now, don't you feel a lot better? 
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And, doggone it, people like me!"
I know people like me - we tell ourselves that all the time, I do.
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Now, c'mon, sjm...Denial is just a river in Egypt. You can wash this Hog, and you know it! Don't let all those other people who are really yourself fool ya! 
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'S too late, Juan. I've already built myself an exquisite snit, and I'm going to stay in it. Disqualify my entry will he?! It's all just another piece in the puzzle that is the huge, bottom-dwelling anti-sinistral conspiracy I have to fight against every waking hour. You malagauche bottom-dwellers can play your little LDP games ohne moi, gerade comme usual. Ik soy trop upset para spielen med y'all.
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Well, sjm...it's tough to be at the top!...all the way up there in New Zenith! or should that be New Zenithland?
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Did I say Thursday was the deadline? I meant Tuesday. yes, tomorrow, Dec. 17. and yes, I am arbitrarily changing it for reasons that will become abundantly clear. ~ tsuwm Now see what you patootie people have done, you've gone and angered tsuwm. Now I'll have to hurry my definition and although it is correct it won't be as clever and succinct as I am noted to submit. Thanks-a-lot, you all are really swill ( sic) people, and you seem to hold little respect for the institution of Hogwash (R) ( est. 1937). If this frolic continues we might as well drop the euphemistic term "Hogwash" and call it "Hog slop" instead. 
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In reply to:
I'll have to hurry my definition and although it is correct it won't be as clever and succinct  as I an noted to submit.
Should milum ever become succinct, milum will be extinct.
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* Rimshot! * (How's that for being original and succinct?)
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The Attack of the Patootie PeopleHey, I think I've seen that movie, too!
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