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#86189 11/13/02 04:15 PM
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Apologies - perhaps the inappropriate section of the site but look at the richness of the response.




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Need there be a discernable purpose?


#86191 11/14/02 11:18 AM
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I can't believe your husband still believes in genies

I felt your presents

No tomatoes

because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken

we're off to the cinema tomorrow





#86192 11/15/02 12:20 PM
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We're delighted, of course, but we can never go to that restaurant again.

He's got one, but he never wears it.


#86193 11/15/02 05:26 PM
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"The pay isn't much but the tips are big."

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

"White-out on the computer screen."

"What are you selling this time, cancer?!"

"(any number). (any number) to (some task) and (any other number) to (some other task possibly, but not necessarily, related to changing light bulbs)!"

And, my favorite - "What makes you think I'm NOT wearing a tuxedo?!"


#86194 11/15/02 05:59 PM
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What makes you think I'm NOT wearing a tuxedo?!

Which, of course, brings to mind the *other classic, "Why would you name a drink 'Bob'?"


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