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temptation schmemptation
Jimmy goes into a bar after a hard days night. He sits at the first stool at the end near the door and orders a drink. He looks around at the place and thinks "pretty typical"...then he notices, at the other end of the bar, a guy with a really small head.
He stops the bartender and inquires "What's with that guy?" The bartender replies "Go buy him a drink and he'll tell you". Jimmy gets up and walks to the other end of the bar and sits down next to man with the small head. "Can I buy you a drink" Jimmy asks, and the man with the small head replies in the highest pitch voice Jimmy has ever heard... "Sure!!!". Jimmy orders them both a drink, and asks "So, what happened to you?"
The man with the small head answers (with that same high pitched voice) "Well...ya see... I was stranded on a desert island, and I met this mermaid, and she granted me one wish... so I thought for a little while and then I said "OK... how about a little head?".
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I met this mermaid, and she granted me one wish
That's perty funny, musick. Who ever heard of a mermaid granting wishes?
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on the other hand, who ever heard of a female jinni?
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No no, O stripèd one--that's jenny! :-)
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In reply to:
No no, O stripèd one--that's jenny!
Oh, fun! It's going to be great going through montsuwn season in the jungle!
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"Nah... this is a group of erudite individuals whose high moral fiber is firmly woven and cannot be rent at the slightest innuendo."
Uh huh. Do tell. <eg> What straight-man line?
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who ever heard of a female jinni?
Capt. (later Maj.) Anthony Nelson?
And I thought jinni was plural
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Who ever heard of a mermaid granting wishes?
In case yer wonderin'... I believe it should have read "...captured a mermaid who offered me a wish if I would release her, so I..."
I thought it was "genenee"?!
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formerly known as etaoin...
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Is that in Arabian or Hungarian minor?
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