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American Nitpicker
short quotes all from the deceased
Following the rules is not a nit, waterbug.
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Following the rules is not a nit, waterbug....after quoting himselfSo you're dead, then?  "We don't need no steenkin' rules!" --musick, American Musician (not dead, either, but) "You ain't seen nothin', yet!" --Al Jolson, American Entertainer (dead)
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"Nits make lice."
-Colonel J.M. Chivington, 19th Century US Cavalry Officer
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dead, then?
There is still much for you to learn, young Luke.
-- Obi-wan Kenobi
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"Let us not persevere in the wrong for the sake of consistency"
Franklin Pierce
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""It does not require many words to speak the truth."
-- Chief Joseph, Nez Perce tribe
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously.
Elbert Hubbard
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"Wait a minute, I'm not dead yet."Akshually®, I just liked the intriguing paradox of your statement...your title as Nitpicker has absolutely nothing to do with anything here.  --The Waterbug
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"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."
--Don Juan DeMarco
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Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were engaged in mortal light-sabre combat. Vader, realizing that he was beginning to flag a bit, decided that he needed to disengage in order to regain some of his strength. He hit upon the stratagem of confusing his young opponent.
Sabres crossed, they wrestled back and forth across the platform. Suddenly Vader spoke. "Luke, Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke paused, confusion writ large upon his handsome features. "How can you possibly know that, Vader?"
Vader replied in his rasping voice, "Luke, I felt your presents."
TEd
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Patriotism is the notion that one's country is the best because one was born in it.
-- Somebody if he ain' dead yet's gone be quick as somebody elks finds out who he is.
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