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1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it.
2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam.
3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
Polaroids.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
Nacho cheese.
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick.
6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
Subordinate clauses.
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro sinko.
8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk.
9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.
10. W HAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck.
11. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.
12. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef.
13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers.
14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKYDIVE?
Because it scares the dog.
15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka
16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.
17. WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats.
18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes, damn, whack.
19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.
20. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
Tame way, unique up on it.
21. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.
22. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
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If you have Yahoo! edit,copy question into Yahoo! search box, and up comes answer.
U kive tgat Yahoo! seaarch box.
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Hey, wwh! You can get the answers more readily by reading what of troy has whited out.   WW
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Actually I did a lot of them the hard way, but chickened out at work of posting them.
And what the hell is "quatro cincho" or whatever that was?
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In reply to:
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?Quatro sinko.
OK, wwh. You asked for it:
Four bullfighters sink in the quicksand. How many of these Spanish-speaking (perhaps) sank in the sand? Four. Or, in the little Spanish I recognize, quatro. And what did these bullfighters do in the sand? They sank. Or, to anglo-Spanishify it: sinko. Quatro sinko. There you go!
Love from Wordwind who is usually the last to get jokes others immediately get!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro sinko.
Multi-lingual pun. Four Spanish-speakers in quicksand --> four sinkers --> cuatro cinco = part of the sequence uno-dos-tres-cuatro-cinco = 1-2-3-4-5.
Ya hadda be there...
Edit: OK, so you beat me by five seconds!
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I figured the "sinko" had to be allusion to real Latino lingo.
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What's a bullfighter?
One who fights bull.
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What's a bullfighter?
One who fights bull.
Synonymous with 'Musick'
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