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red dress and feather boa! He's got fishnet stockin's, too.
Thanks to you, Dub Dub', I now have the boa, but the fishnets and red dress, thanks to a few other people, who will remain nameless, are still on hold. Don't go promisin me fer nuthin I cain't make good on.
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You must admit, Faldage, Misery loves company....
What are you and milum gonna have for yer theme song? "House of the Risin' Sun"? Or you have somethin' else in mind?
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Cain't be the "House of the Rising Sun," Dub-Dub - the only apparel mentioned therein is "Mah Noo Bloo Jeans" sewed by his Mama. (Or maybe your reference had more to do with the band traditionally associated with that ditty?)  
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I don't know, milum, but you should end when you felt like a $10 whore, because since then, you've fallen to a $2 slut, who is cross dresser!
and I am not sure if Red is your best color-- and take it from me, you don't want to be wearing fishnet stocking.. the nets cut into the soles of your feet and hurt..
a Catsuit, maybe of sheer black, and over it, a classic little black dress. shall it be a sheath? or a princess seamed little number with a full flared 6 gored skirt? well, i will leave it to you to decide. but think of Anna Karenina and her black dress--she wore one the night she started her affair with Vronski. there is something about a black dress.
you better start practicing with the heels, they are hard to master!
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People, people - remember this: A two-dollar slut is really just a low cost provider - nothing atall to be ashamed of!
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People, people - remember this: A two-dollar slut is really just a low cost provider - nothing atall to be ashamed of!
This is where HMOs refer patients who need sex therapy.
TEd
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In the spirit of the mindset that says I didn't pay her for the sex, I paid her to go away after it, the price you pay is proportional to how badly you want her to go away.
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...............FALDAGE*******ET*******MILUM!!!!!!! Starring In:
La Cage Aux Faldage
(Unlimited engagement)
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A two-dollar slut is really just a low cost provider
More specifically an Internet Service Provider in this case.
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Milum, honey, I bin away or I'da posted sooner. Don't worry too much about feelin' blue. That's normal when ya been pregnant for a year. Have a cup o' coffee in your favorite mug, add a splash or three of George Dickel and hum a few bars of your favorite Sonny Boy tune. You'll be feelin' like a $50.00 whore again in no time!  I'm glad you're here. I'll even grind the coffee for ya <eg>.
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