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If you go to a closing do you have to give back all the wine and cheese you got at the last opening you were at?
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Is this a trick question from a chaos theory class?
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And if you're the first or last in a string of scheduled entertainment at such events you could actually open a closing or close an opening...and without actually doing either, I might add.
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And when you see a coffee shop with a sign announcing "Now open later!" how do you interpret that?
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The onliest entertainment I had during the one closing of which I was the guest of honor at was when I got to actually® touch the check for umpty thousand dollars before the bank scooped it.
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"Now open later!"
Well, I should *hope you'd be able to get a breve grande there.
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