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Heard this yesterday and had to share...
"He's got a face like a dropped pie"
Loved it - ROTFL etc!!
Any others out there?
stales
Edit: From Rodney Rude - "she was so ugly they used her face to make the mould for gorilla cookies"
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He looks like he's been drawn through a knothole backwards.
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
Now if you want to focus on specific features...
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Howye fokes Yes, GTed can assist here. Scroll til ya get ta the problem on Ghost stories. There's some fine discriptions there. All copywritten, of course. http://community.gambling.com/forums/teaser.asp?M=1&F=1&T=1GT PS Some say "fugly" but I'm too polite ta explain.
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PS Some say "fugly" but I'm too polite ta explain.
Now, ya don't need to explain Fugly to me GTed, but can you explain pot ugly? Ugly as a pot? Have to be on pot to cope with how ugly? Pot made ya ugly? Help!!
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Any others out there?
Hi Stales,
How about "Face that would scare a dog out of a butcher shop" or "Ugly as a hat full of holes" ? I can't take credit for these though, found them on http://www.clichesite.com/index.asp - a cliche for every occasion  . The site gives an origin (these are both Oz) but not really a good definition of how they came to be.
Hev
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Apparently fugly has made it into AHD, but not Webster's. Comments on status and on first known usage, tsuwm?
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Plug-ugly, meaning a thug, or one hired to intimidate, according to my MW Collegiate.
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Hev - thanx for the cliche site. Took it upon myself to post pie / face there.
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Her face looks like it caught fire and somebody stamped it out with a track shoe.
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He's got a face like a bag of spanners
she's got a face like a smacked arse
and finally (said of UK golfer Colin Montgomerie)
He's got a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp( hornet)
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