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Like St Augustine, venerated scholar, I do Pray
I get down on my knees and humbly say
"Make me pure, make me chaste,
but don't do it with haste
Let me be wicked for just one more day!"
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Smiley faces and frowns,   , for some are must for others, these signs signal teasing or lust!  a grin  or a Wink  Got someone to think I'm laughing out loud, i think i will bust! Perfect breasts (o)(o) Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + ) Perky breasts (*)(*) Big nipple breasts (@)(@) A cups o o D cups { O }{ O } Wonder bra breasts (oYo) Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ ) Lopsided breasts (o)(O) Pierced Breasts (Q)(O) Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p) Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o / Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( ) Android Breasts | o | | o | Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)
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and if I'm not mistaken
He's logged a different name here before
Your welcomes are very kind to hear
But alas, never 'fore was I here
Now I must rest
After the post about breasts
Since laughter was so hard I shed tears!
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Uhhh, Helen dear...just what did they serve for lunch at the EPA today? A troyful big dose of the mammery Upgrades our emoticon gallery, Now throw into the mix A few puppet tricks To enlengthen your sexual hammery. not me, said I
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Dear Norm I am glad you are smiling
Tis mistaken I was bout your filing
your name on this board
to be different before
then two guitar builders have we for riling
Not that many of us here actually® do that!
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To Michigan, Sparteye's attracting a throng,
For a word fest to last all the week long.
No Ozzie or Kiwi,
there will we see,
Only the best, the wordapaloozest, at the flong!
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Dear Helen of Troy (she's our girl)
for fast limericks that make my head swirl
I can't stop with the laughter
So I'd post this after,
jotting notes, I'd give it a whirl.
I'm not a great writer you see,
but enjoy Wordplay & Fun 'specially,
I'm sure Anu didn't know
how his idea would grow
and turn into jocularity.
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I did not know that Cap K bugged out.
I was saving my pennies for stout
or some other fine ale
that we'd drink til we're pale.
So I'll just forget he's got clout
to give me a rib for my clause
which located him there in the Oz.
Though my geography sucks
like Faldage's hockey pucks
I'll forever refer to it with "blahs".
Nice one on jocularity, sis
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enthusiast
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A gallopen trollop called Loxy
Made a poor teddy bear's life rather poxy
In the Three Bears' home she was squatten
And I think she's pure rotten
I'm sorry if me attytude shocks ye.
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