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The Narcissist Lament
Every word, every post, every thread the sheer magnitude goes to my head for its plain, you can see The focus is me I am the subject of everything said!
It has slowly become very clear to see that from the letter A to the letter Zee every study of man is part of plan Devised solely to discredit me!
I am perfect, it is plain to see Perfection its self; embodies me Like the lamb, i am gentle Except, i go mental When i think someone's is picking me!
Of shoes, Imelda Marcos can boast a collection larger than most but when it comes a fit I am the git Who wears the worst of any post!
I never spoil for a fight, you know But they occur where ever I show I am always taken a back at others manners lack Because i am always right, it's them that must go!
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Max, your a darling, a dear but you live in a land so queer! Its so far away at the beginning of day, Its made up sheep, cricket, a few men and lots of beer!
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I read yer last pome through and through And I fer one wasn't picken on you I want ta make it quite cleer That yer a pal of this bear It's Loxy what's the stone in me shoe.
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Dear MaxQ cannot come to see me So of Kiwis there will not be three But CapK and mate Two Zildians great Make two Kiwis there will we see
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What is this world coming to? In her thread titled "limericks, too", Lots of folks chime in With handfuls of rhymin' But Helen has seventy-two!
Her third said a challenge i post To see, who the most two pair and spare of Rhymes can boast."
'Tis truely a great exhibition, By a fluidly-tongued rhetorician, But I'll make a batch up Attempting to catch up To make it a true competition.
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I'm particularly floored by your last one, dear. It seems that your pulling a fast one here. Our previous riot Had dropped and gone quiet, So why did you bring up that past one here?
We've recently been through a thread Where much castigation was spread. To repeat would be hazardous, But you like a Lazarus Brought it back up when you said:
----->The Narcissist Lament
----->"Every word, every post, every thread" ----->"the sheer magnitude goes to my head" ----->"for its plain, you can see" ----->"The focus is me" ----->"I am the subject of everything said!"
----->"It has slowly become very clear to see" ----->"that from the letter A to the letter Zee" ----->"every study of man" ----->"is part of plan" ----->"Devised solely to discredit me!"
----->"I am perfect, it is plain to see" ----->"Perfection its self; embodis me" ----->"Like the lamb, i am gentle" ----->"Except, i go mental" ----->"When i think someone's is picking me!"
----->"Of shoes, Imelda Marcos can boast" ----->"a collection larger than most" ----->"but when it comes a fit" ----->"I am the git" ----->"Who wears the worst of any post!"
----->"I never spoil for a fight, you know" ----->"But they occur where ever I show" ----->"I am always taken a back" ----->"at others manners lack" ----->"Because i am always right, it's them that must go!"
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Did you have to wake dogs that were nappin'? Did you have to get just one more slap in? When you got the notion To re-stir commotion, You ought to have thought what would happen.
It's a shame that you never consulted me, Before dragging back words that insulted me, Can you leave it alone? When you picked at that bone, What did you think the result'd be?
I'm willing to let us forget it. Just leave it; don't trouble to edit. But if you again flame dear, It's not me to blame dear: If you seek a fight, you will get it.
[get it?]
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I hope that the video feed packs good punch at the Sparteye's. Yet snacks and the beer won't be sweet with no chance to meet or way to shake hands with you, Max.
But at least we can wave as we sway at the camera we'll hook up that day. Our tech guys have mission to give you some vision of all of us missing your way!
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Oh, Max, won't you come, pleasepleaseplease? If you come, it'll be the bee's knees; Please bring your dear wife On the trip of her life, And then we'll have all FOUR Kiwis!
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