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There was a young lad they call Pollock, His tendencies were alcoholic, He charmed all the girls, By admiring their curls, And soon in his room they would frolic!   
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My desk is awash in white paper,
Where poems are meeting their maker,
I'm s'posed to be working,
My research I'm shirking,
My thoughts wander o'er hell's half acre.
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I started to write a my goodbyes,
but now the thread getting a reprise
wordplay and fun
have finally begun
and soon we'll be all getting a rise!
There was a young lady named Sheri
with lips as red as a cherry
her calipygian seat
offered a treat
and all around her the men were merry!
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I'm bettin our new bud named Norm
Is up there a partyin' a storm
Guitar's he's a makin'
and if I'm not mistaken
He's logged a different name here before
It's good to see my ol' bud G-Ted
His input here is sorely needed
a word from the wize
with a spelling dis-guy's
though 'iz rhyming scheemz are quite whacked
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My spelling be partner from Eire
was showing them gamblers his care
for their troubles and woes
brought by losing to foes
but with Goldielocks he's no ted-e-bear
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There was a pretty gal from the city
Who said "It's such a pity!"
As a bimbo I can
Land any man,
But not if I act smart and witty"
So this smart young lady took part
in a plan to catch a man's heart
she baited her snare
with her long flowing hair
and enough make up to look like a tart.
On her hand now, diamonds galore
on her ears and wrists, several more
her silken dark curls
don't cover her pearls
And suiters she has by the score!
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Young Rhuby’s a bit of a wag ~
He implies that I’d chase sheep to shag!
A word in your ear,
Through a maverick’s tear:
I fear this is more CK’s bag!
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The commando’s command of a crank
In ancient MGs breaks the bank;
The spark is still willing
But the travelling’s uphilling,
So he has to get out for a walk!
[unwunk]
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So she snared up a hunk, chest heaving,
but appearances can be deceiving
the hunk turned to junk
her life turned to funk
and now she's fed up and she's leaving.
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But when looks have slipped all down the drain
And your love life’s a bit of a pain,
Will it be your lament,
When your face is all bent,
That seduction works better by brain?
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