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The ad campaigne is growing old,
the pink bunny, never will fold
he's got nothing me
energized? we'll see
i have limericks and rhyme, to last for all time, there are millions more to be told!
Faldage has tossed out demean
a word he has recently seen
now its a rhyme
in a limerick -this time
Awads so slow, where will i go, to find new words to glean?
a post maybe, i ,
backwards will try
anastrophicly stated
maybe betsy will be baited
limericks to write by and by.
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It's not as bawdy as I prefer in a limerick,
and it's a little forced, but
Onomatopoetically speaking,
Fun words come from fine-feathered cheeking,
Tomtit and swallow
Regaling the hollow, an
Orgy of
Yakking and squeaking.
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Now that the man from Nantucket is here
Now this threads is finaly in fifth gear
we'll rev and race
to each find first place
Words will be quick, inuendo thick, a free for all, is what i fear!
How about that old man from Kent?
I don't know just how it went
mother would blush
and tell Da, hush!
and out of the room i would be sent!
I'm sweet and simple and pure
a double entendre, i'm sure
will give me start,
as i take it apart,
and will finaly be, an end you'll see and for this madness a cure!
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So - it's saucy limericks you're after
The kind that induce guilty laughter.
I ask, "Is there shame
Or any kind of blame
In being the naughty-limerick-crafter?"
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A cowpoke who had just turned thirty
Sang a song that was really dirty
He said no bad word
But all those who heard
Swear that it weren't very purdy!
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Uh-oh, I too am afflicted.
To limericks, am getting addicted.
After all, it is true:
I have work to do!
If I don't, from my job I'll be evicted.
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Of all the things i learned this board
The one that most particularlly floored
was that men far and wide
with sheep, do abide!
Or at least they are reputed to have scored!
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Our dear Helen of Troy is a writin'
some sweet limericks for us to bite in
but the rhythms you know
on her last lines do show
a bit different version, a little perversion: an extra rhymed couple of lines in.
How far does the definition include different lengths of last line and still be considered a limerick?
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the secondary stages of madness now start
and my sweet cover is coming apart
with a coy little grin
and a sly little spin
some more adult limericks now i impart.
I am know well as woman who flirts
a reputation I've earned on my merits
i make goo-goo eyes
and encourage the guys
remember, No pain, no gain, keep at it till it hurts!
I love the idea of being chaste
and slow courting, and romance, not haste
but kiss me and then
kiss me again
and your efforts won't go to waste!
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Dear Helen has gone now and did it
what she does deserve, she will get it
with a wink and a flirt
tended clean or with dirt
Without waste as she promised? I won't bet it!
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