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Today there are clouds in the sky,
You probably want to know why,
It's always that way
On a typical day
In St. John's, so no reason to cry!
It's not quite as cold as before,
The cat tries to run out the door,
The snow starts to melt,
Some respite is felt
By those who use shovels galore!
But beware for a flurry may rise,
And the wind will whip snow in your eyes,
And roof it will creak,
And the windows may leak,
And the snowbanks will increase in size.
But under the snow there await
Some tulip bulbs, dafffodils - great!
Eventually Spring
Her warmth she will bring,
And the sun will stay out until late!
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Here's to Maverick and to Rhu
My hats off to all of you,
with The Fiend and Whit,
you've done your bit,
and shown your colours true!
But when it come to putting on the ritz,
Its Bean, who has given us the blitz
with fishes and squishes
She's answered my wishes
her brain too, must be on the fritz!
Must i name every one in limerick to see
if they will try to keep up posts, with me?
well keep open an eye
for naming, I'll try!
these limericks can go on endlessly!
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X rated
There was a young dentist named Sloane
Who catered to ladies alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
And my! how his business has grown.
Helen made me do it! (running from gutter police)
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And where could the doctors all be?
They are certainly not helping me!
i am really quite ill
Come quick--Dr bill
Tell me, is there cure for limerickosy?
i'll leave poor doc comfort to sleep
He's up south, and over the deep
so far far away
he's in next day
so his comfort, it will have to keep.
come shaman and healer or quacks
with potions, feathers or wax
with mystic fire
quell my desire
is it a simple cure, that i ax!
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The puck will be dropped on this night, To win we must put up a fight, For Canada I'll cheer, "Go, girls, have no fear!" And I hope a gold medal's in sight! Good luck to both CANADA and USA!!!!!  May the best women win!
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X-rated, in response to wow above. (This is not original, and is posted only because it links to our llama and ovine threads.)
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said "There is one thing that I do know"
"A woman is fine"
"And a sheep is divine"
"But a llama is numero uno!"
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Come Stranger, Newbie, Old Hand
And Addict--You, too, i demand
All together, i know
to me you're no Foe
Even united, against me, you can't stand
Send me your words, the hardest you know
blovate, anacampserote, or Golden Ratio
gobsmacked, i might be
but soon, you'll see
That limerick and rhyme, time after time, i know how to make them tow!
When it comes to limericks, i reign over all
For so few have answered my call
by PM and post
before i did boast
I begged, and pleaded, my words went unheaded, so now you are in my enthall!
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This thread is moving full swing
and soon, some posters are libel to bring,
a wink or blush,
Please there's no rush.
But X rated posts are just the thing!
The ladies of Awad you'll find
to ambivient posts are inclined
pure as the snow
blithly we go
its others, you see, never me, who have a dirty mind
Do you remember the musical Hair?
Oh, the words i first heard there!
I blushed -I recall,
but found them all!
On Dictionary's bound, these words should be found, Readers, beware!
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There once was a man from Nantucket
whose right foot got caught in a bucket
on his way to the dance.
To remove he did prance,
yet still stuck, with crowbar his wife plucked it.
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I have a sweet friend from New York
Who enjoys pulling more than the cork ~
When she's out on the razzle
Her smile's fit to dazzle
And her favourite taste is long pork!
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