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As i was trudging my way To my home yesterday each step i took a new word it shook till a limerick before, it lay
As keen as a blade the words were out laid i won't post them here, more ranker i fear Something are best left unsaid
But a challenge i post To see, who the most two pair and spare of Rhymes can boast
So lets put it to the test and see, who's the best quick as a wink lay down some ink limericks, please, by request! As for our theme or subject, to such a limit i would object but wit and fun for all and one harsh words, though, i'd reject.
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A New Yorker ayleur, O'Troy Said a challenge, to her, was deep joy. So she wrote out some verse, Challenged us to do worse On a subject that we most enjoy Now, as I'm in a fair rhyming mood Which subject would you-all think good? Washing pigs, I could pick - it Beats baseball or cricket! (But Helen would like one on Food!)
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Not today, my warrior Red Its colors that swirl in my head chromatic hues reds, yellows, and blues, Rainbows before me are spread!
I posted a Word Master, dear my ruberic words to him clear I asked if he could not help me with wode, but a wiggling worm to make clear.
These posts are with out theme So long as they follow a scheme but with plans of crimson i hope to win some, it's of AWAD fame i do dream!
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Fair Helen has called us to alms (Of the kind that calms angst with new balms) You think you’re a poet? Want others to knowit? Post limericks here in her arms!
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"i hope to win some"
Dear Helen (her meaning is plain) Went a-search for a gent, in the rain. And said with a sigh, "I wonder when Igh Will be seeing a rain-beau again."
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In a rapid riposte to her call Young Hilary’s quick on the ball; Like a chattering fax Came the news: “Rhuby wacks” But it’s pride that pre-cursors a fall!
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Alone each limerick can stand but together i have forced them to band A creative juice is running loose and limericks spring from my hand.
Maybe it's the return of the sun but i can't seem to stop, once begun couplets i parry of my sanity, i'm wary But of the crazies, you always knew, i was one!
Who else will take on the chore? Of limericks, i have plenty in store! I'd do a haiku if i knew, how to, Though Spam isn't a theme i adore.
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Limericks are just an aside as in the dictionary i now abide paving the way for a word of day five times, a theme, to decide!
Jazzopus posted a thread the idea of it went to my head! A theme of week 5 words I seek But you know that, if my limericks, you've read
I must be going insane the proof is really quite plain! for every limerick i see, i write three! since i am posting in rhyme, in the main.
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A lass with impeccable diction, rhymed words to her readers' affliction but they flustered sententious - her language licentious caused sailors to blush in contrition.
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There once was a lady of Troy Whose ruby brought envy and joy, But a maverick trick By the Jester of Wick Made her gem take a trip, she's annoyed!
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