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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 3 of 3 1 2 3 Re: Spam & Rhubarb Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57530 02/20/02 01:55 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 Madeira on earth? Keep libations for the gods, Not to grow Rhubarb! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam & Rhubarb Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57531 02/20/02 02:01 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Custard is neater But brown sugar's far sweeter: Join the elite, or...! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam & Rhubarb Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57532 02/20/02 02:16 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 1) Threaten me, fellow? Do your worst! And blow your pipe There until you burst! 2) Madeira, Hamelin, Far apart: held together By a rhubarb tart. EDIT: The tart's not done yet, but it is Browning Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57533 02/20/02 06:40 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Dung or with custard [rethinking-Rhu's-membership-on-the-supplies-committee emoticon] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57534 02/20/02 06:59 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 Dung or with custard It occurs to me that the schoolboy joke on which that Haiku was based may well be unknown on your fair shores. It is told thus: There was once a man with a wheelbarrow full of manure, heading towards his vegetable garden where the contents of the barrow were intended for the enrichment of the soil. His road took him past an institution for those with special educational needs. (in the days that the story was first related, this was known as "the loony bin! ) An inmate of said institution, leaning over the wall, asked the man, "What's that for?" "I am a-going," said the man, "to put this barrow-load on my rhubarb." "Cor!!" said the inmate, "It's you lot out there who're mad - we have custard on ours in here!" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57535 02/20/02 11:35 PM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia H hev addict hev addict H Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia Catering Corpse at Wordapalooka!? (emphasis mine) If that's who you've got doin' the cookin' I'm glad I ain't gonna be there... Hev Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57536 02/21/02 09:45 PM Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 279 Ireland GallantTed enthusiast GallantTed enthusiast Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 279 Ireland Hate SPAM? Just say NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Absolutely NOT! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57537 02/22/02 10:09 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 SPAM is best when fried Pink slices dipped in batter Then in hot fat -Yummm! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57538 02/22/02 03:59 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 SPAM is best when fried No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Absolutely NOT! 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