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#5356 - 08/17/00 07:18 PM Not in the operating room!  
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Jackie Offline
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Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:

What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?

"Oops".




#5357 - 08/17/00 08:34 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"


#5358 - 08/17/00 11:28 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"


#5359 - 08/18/00 04:24 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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What did you say this patient's name was?

Bingley


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#5360 - 08/18/00 09:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"


#5361 - 08/18/00 11:22 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Was that the right or the left?"


#5362 - 08/18/00 12:13 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?


#5363 - 08/18/00 12:58 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Who's turn is it for a donut run?


#5364 - 08/18/00 04:12 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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damn ventricles!


#5365 - 08/18/00 04:17 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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this too shall pass
"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?


#5366 - 08/18/00 04:30 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Gesundheit



TEd
#5367 - 08/18/00 04:32 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Fastest organ rejection I've ever seen. Someone want to scrape it off the ceiling?"



TEd
#5368 - 08/18/00 04:33 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Oy veh! Just the TIP!"



TEd
#5369 - 08/18/00 07:53 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Oooo. . .look what happens when I squeeze this part."


#5370 - 08/19/00 03:03 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Doctor... why is there blood on your mouth?"


#5371 - 08/19/00 10:11 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Put this on the doggy bag"

Juan Maria.

#5372 - 08/20/00 05:47 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Wow, I didn't know that color existed."


#5373 - 08/24/00 11:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Has anyone seen my chewing gum?


#5374 - 08/24/00 11:38 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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No, no! I said, "first remove his _spectacles_"


#5375 - 08/24/00 04:19 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Nurse,put down that boiling water. I told you to prick his boil!



TEd
#5376 - 08/24/00 05:05 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


#5377 - 08/25/00 04:42 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."

Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.

Bingley


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#5378 - 08/29/00 05:18 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"


#5379 - 08/30/00 05:35 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"


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