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#5356 - 08/17/00 07:18 PM Not in the operating room!  
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Jackie Offline
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Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:

What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?

"Oops".




#5357 - 08/17/00 08:34 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"


#5358 - 08/17/00 11:28 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"


#5359 - 08/18/00 04:24 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Jakarta
What did you say this patient's name was?

Bingley


Bingley
#5360 - 08/18/00 09:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"


#5361 - 08/18/00 11:22 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Jackie Offline
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"Was that the right or the left?"


#5362 - 08/18/00 12:13 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?


#5363 - 08/18/00 12:58 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Mountain West, USA
Who's turn is it for a donut run?


#5364 - 08/18/00 04:12 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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damn ventricles!


#5365 - 08/18/00 04:17 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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this too shall pass
"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?


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