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#51720 01/04/02 03:27 AM
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http://heptune.com/farts.html

Actually, there is a wealth of knowledge there...just never thought of studying it before.


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Actually, there is a wealth of knowledge there...

Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame.I'll have to remember to bring this little tidbit of information up at my next dinner party!


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Re: Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame

while its not suitable for the dining room--it could be part of your party entertainment to provide a demonstration.. those with powerfull muscle contol cna have small, steady flames.. impulsive people could blurt out flames fast and furious. demure ladies yeah, right! could puff out little balls of flame..

have a bucket near by-- you would want to mar the party fun by having hair catch on fire!

sorry--its been a long week!


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I highly approve of such an informative article, which gives answers to legitimate questions . All of the information appeared to be correct, and there was nothing objectionable that I noticed.

I wish the Internet had far more articles like this, with anatomical and physiological information we all need.
But no badword censored deleted unprinted pornography. I really object to porno Spam.


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Thank ya Whitman - that was grate gas altagather. It just blew me mind. I'm boweled over.

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Thank ya Whitman - that was grate gas altagather. It just blew me mind. I'm boweled over.

Wwh - How is things? I agree - it was rather imformative, yet at times treated in an infantile way.

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Thank ya Whitman - that was grate gas altagather. It just blew me mind. I'm boweled over.

Wwh - How is things? I agree - it was rather imformative, yet at times presented in an infantile way.

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GT,

Tell us what you *really think.


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Howya Anna

Sorry fer posten three times - that was an accident! (oh dear, excuse me! - so was that!)

Seriousally though, Anna, I read some of it and must admit that parts of it were informative, but some of the questions and comments were a bit innane and silly.

I'm not totally against tiolet humour - if I find somethin funny , I laff - be it clean or smutty - but I never laff at a durty word, comment or concept just fer the sake of laffen at the aformentioned. Of course I did when I was just a little fart of a cub - but I growed outa that - like most big cheeses should.

Hope that answers yer query

GallantTed

PS - perhaps you can help me with a word? What is a ratchet?


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Dear GT: No article can meet the needs of those less well informed than you are, without seeming inane to you. The matter of a fine mist of intestinal liquid being sprayed into the room is no joke. About fifty years ago the New England Journal of Medicine reported a series of cases of post-operative infection at the MGH which were traced to an anaesthetist who was a rectal carrier for penicillin resistant staph. I don't remember fatalities being mentioned, but there could have been. And think what a field day the malpractice lawyers could have had! No defense could have been successful. And how you would feel if a member of your family had been a victim?

A ratchet is a turd larger than a mouse turd.


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