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Howye fokes

Sorry I haven't been round much lately but I do be often thinken of ye all hear and I want ta wish ye a fiercely happy Christmas alltagather.

We're were all up fierce late last night, ye know. Ya see, with all the confusion and everythin what's been happenen, didn't we think that it was Christmas Eve and weren't we waiten up fer Santy - we wanted ta get him fer kidnappen MadDogTed last year.

Well, there we was like a pile of proper ejjits brandishen our hurley sticks around the place, waiten and waiten when Albear Camoo suddenly copped that it was the wrong date. We're all ragen, I'll tell ya - specially MadDogTed, what stayed sober specially fer the occasion. We're all goen back on the booze now, so Santy got a fierce looky repreeve - but I'll tell ya, we'll get him fer sure next year.

Be seein ya

GallantTed

PS - Santy if yer readen this I hope ya got our Christmas list. We've been fierce good bears all year..er..honest, like.




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DON'T take him ta bed with ya. Not if ya have any shame, that is.

Hey Gallant,

This is milum. I ain't got no shame. Where is MadDog Ted. I don't wanna take him to bed with me, I'm lonely, I just wanna talk. Where's MadDog?

See ya,
Milum.



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Heck, anyone with 20-20 vision can see him!



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bear milum
i wos kibnabbeb dy santy last yer dut im allrite now
ur qlace r mine
madee u want 2 c me recorb collecshun
r jine me n sum t and couch
wink wink
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Dear Gallant Ted and JustPlain Ted,

Hey! I heard from Maddog, sorta. You were right JustPlain, he's on the 20/20. Kinda fits. But hey, look at it this way, he's off the Ripple. He told me he is currently studying the sub-culture of the downtrodden.

Anyway he's invited me up to his crib to spin some discs on this new Hi-Fi that Santa brought. Naw, he's forgiven Santa, only hit him once. Maddog gets all lovey-dovey when he is mellow with good wine.

I'm going to sing him a song...

Button up your overcoat
Find a nice warm bed.
Take good care of yourself
You're my favorite Ted.


Merry Christmas
to all the Ted's of the World.
Those of privilege (like Maddog)
And those who sleep in a cardboard box.



Milum.


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