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> A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls > to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back > in his head. > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the > operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can > help. First, lets make sure he's dead." > > .... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. > > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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Those Alabama hunters are something else. A couple of them met a bimbo in the woods, and said: "We're looking for game. Seen any?" She replied: "No, but I'm game." So they shot her.
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