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#37973 08/08/01 06:57 PM
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I live in the paper industry haven of Alabama. My personal favorite is "If you are against logging, try using plastic toilet paper".


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Bumper stickers are often naughty. There was one six or eight years ago showing a pair of ducks apparently copulating in flight with large letter caption "Fly United".


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Welcome to AWAD, Chemeng!

I have just the brand name for that toilet paper:

UB Brand ... [insider joke emoticon]


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Welcome a-Board, ChemEng!

your reputation precedes you =)

and you're gonna love it here!


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Polygamy - too many wives; monogamy - the same.
Reminds me of the scene in Around the World in 80 days, when they pass through Salt Lake City.


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The sickest bumper sticker I ever saw read: "Incest - the game the whole family can play." Yuk.


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RodWard had a post about pronunciation that also had a long list of bumper stickers.

http://ehiggins.tripod.com/humrlang.htm#BumperStickers


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I can't remember where I saw this, but I do know it wasn't tobacco country.
Scene: two cowboys on horseback, riding off into the sunset.
Caption: "I miss my lung, Bob".


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A license plate in my home town read "EX WIFE". When first seen it was on a beat-up old wagon, but a year later that plate had been moved onto a Mercedes.

Wonder who her lawyer was.


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