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What the hell is that elephant doing in the back yard?
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How many back yards do you think we have?
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Well, i've got two.... haven't you?
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Do you mean the backyard with the peanut patch?
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Were those peanuts before the elephant got in?
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Weren't they strawberries before?
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Since I have a performing elephant in my backyard now, shouldn't I be charging you all admission?
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Did I say you could use my elephant?
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Well, don't we share and share alike?
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If you are in the mood for sharing, how about passing over some of that liver 'n onion ice cream?
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Ooh, where'd you find my favorite ice cream?
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Where'd the other elephant go?
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Do you mean the one over there by the refrigerator, holding the cactus?
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Why do you have to make things so difficult, always? Can't you just ask "Where's the pink Elephant?" or "Where's the blue Elephant?"
Why d'ye think they're colour coded, anyway, huh?
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. What's this elephant doing on my chest?
screams are acceptable, aren't they?
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Can you please keep your strawberry-sucking pachyderms outta here? Do you think we're all thick-skinned enough to take this truncated ribbing?
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you?
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you?AnnaS, is there something we should know?
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Max, does it behoove you to ask that question, right now? And does anyone realize we have it on good information that there might be ivory poachers amongst us? Did anyone ever play Ten Little Indians ala Agatha Christie, or in this case Ten Little Elephants? Will we ever out the real ivory poachers before they do our animals in?
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you?
Isn't the E on his pyjamas a bit of a give-away?
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Bingley, have you been in the same position?
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Will MaxQ ever find an answer to his question? In fact, might MaxQ find the answer to his question here: http://www.amersol.edu.pe/ES2nd/hooves.html?
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How do you know when you've got an elephant in bed with you?
AnnaS, is there something we should know?
Who wants to bet agin that Faldage put her up to it?
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WADers don't wade below the tide line
Isn't this a fantastic sentence that incorporates some AWAD wit, is very vivid, and describes a place on the screen that doesn't have a clear name?
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Isn't this a fantastic sentence that incorporates some AWAD wit, is very vivid, and describes a place on the screen that doesn't have a clear name?
would any of us expect anything less than xyresic wit and brilliant observation from our resident maverick?
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Um, shouldn't Max be *out* by now, or something???
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Max, would you like to borrow my performing elephant to lead you home?
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Should I have asked first whether he wears pyjamas in bed?
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Or perhaps just whether he just wears them out?
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Are you speaking of Max or the elephant? And what does an elephant wear in the swimming pool?
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Why are these elephants nameless? If they are real, they have names-- or has everyone been suffering DT's* while i was gone? (*and imaging pink and blue elephants?
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I can't speak for everyone, OT; but is it true that DT stands for Delicate Trunk?
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Do you mean to tell me that DT doesn't stand for Dysenteric Trauma?
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And, if ti did, wouldn't that answer wow's original question?
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You didn't know that DT was short hand for delirium tremens? No serious drinkers in your family?
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Does the elephant prefer pajamas or lingerie?
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Why do these threads all have to be about elephants? Why don't we talk about something more interesting, like... ducks?
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What's a muscovy's favourite hotel food?
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Is that something like a peeping tom?
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Peking Man, isn't it?I heard it was Ritz Quackers, but is your answer better?
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You think ducks are exiting? Ducks are not exiting you mean? What do you say we talk about trees? Now what should I write? Do you care if I write "There's a tree in my yard?
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Do you know where your duck is going?
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And when are you going to give me my liver and onion ice cream?
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Do you know where your duck is going?
Isn't this about the time he usually goes to the store for milk and quackers?
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Don't you know?That it's Glenfiddich he's out for?
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