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#34820 07/07/01 10:40 PM
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Then how do you know you're sitting on it?


#34821 07/07/01 10:58 PM
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Hey guys, did you ever give a thought to that poor cactus? Don't you think it's pretty much beat up by now? Can't you think of other ways to get excited?


#34822 07/07/01 11:37 PM
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Haven't you heard the Beatitude: "Blessed is he who sits on a cactus, for he shall rise again"?


#34823 07/08/01 01:49 AM
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And aren't there other selections from the "Book of Cactus Beatitudes" such as "he who sits on mighty cactus is a multi-pointed individual?" And don't those ladies who might be noting the non-gender-neutral he in the proverb realize that if I used "she sits on a mighty cactus" I'd run the risk of being labeled a misogynist?


#34824 07/08/01 03:53 PM
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Then, wouldn't your point be lost in the missage?


#34825 07/08/01 04:02 PM
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Won't someone remove the acupuncture plant from my posterior?


#34826 07/08/01 04:10 PM
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> POP <

There -- does that feel better?


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No, it doesn't bloody feel better and what about the bloody big hole it's left in me bum? And what are you gonna' do about it?


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Well, should we call a proctologist or a botanist?


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Is your sympathy with the cactus, or with me?


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