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#33747 06/28/01 02:58 AM
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please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me

Ouch! Ouch!


#33748 06/28/01 05:31 AM
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Paperback rider, rider, rider...

I think I missed the bus!


#33749 06/28/01 07:38 AM
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An American girl asked me (!of all people!) this question the other day:

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Alternative version:
What do you get if you cross a fluffy, horned ruminant mammal with a herbivorous marsupial of Australia, with large hind limbs adapted for leaping?


This is an old one, huh!


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tsuwm scrutinizingly considers that....
it might work better if it were an 18-squealer or at least an even number.

I started thinking about that, and yes, I too have often heard of an 18 wheeler, but doesn't mean a 12 wheeler truck, with one spare wheel doesn't exist.... right Pooch?
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Alternative alternative version:

What do you get if you cross a wooly horned ruminant mammal with a herbivorous marsupial of Australia, with large hind limbs adapted for jump(er)ing.


#33752 06/28/01 01:38 PM
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That's the one Doc. But that's a proverbial no-brainer for Aussies now isn't it!

Okay, now what's black and white and ...no, that won't work.

..what about this one:

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?


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#33754 06/28/01 03:09 PM
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What is long, green, and has 16 wheels?
Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

What's big, white, and can't climb trees?
A dishwasher

Whats big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock-eater.

Whats big, red, and eats pebbles?
A big, red, rock-eater on a diet.

Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket.

Whats big, yellow, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket in disguse.

Whats big, blue, and looks like a bucket?
A big red bucket holding its breath.





#33755 06/28/01 03:23 PM
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What do you call a blind deer?

no eye deer

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

still no eye deer

What do you call a blind castrated deer with no legs?

still no f****** eye deer

These are really getting bad. mea (and you others) culpa
Rod


#33756 06/28/01 03:32 PM
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What's purple, made out of marble and illegal?
Statutory grape


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