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#28506 05/06/01 10:25 PM
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if you cloned the queen of traditional american pop music would you get Rosemary Cloney?

If she went mad and began investing in vestments, would she be Clothesmary Looney?


#28507 05/07/01 01:08 AM
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Would the middle letter in the word be Eau de Clone?


#28508 05/07/01 02:47 AM
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Eau de Clone?

Actually, Betsy, one can make Eau de Clone by combining two identical hydrogen molecules with one oxygen molecule, and - bang! you've got water! Chemists invented cloning!


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if they cloned George Clooney (he's 40) and married it to Rosemary Clooney's clone, it'd be Rosemary Clooney-Clone-Clooney-Clone, baby.


#28510 05/07/01 12:52 PM
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I think we need to clone Mel Gibson and Pierce Brosnan for starters.

I'll have a David Duchovny and a Jude Law, please. And throw in a Harrison Ford while you're at it.


Oh, come on, ladies, show some class! Clone Marty Feldman! Then clone him with his sister, feed the clone lots of beans, and you'd have Farty Meldman


#28511 05/07/01 01:43 PM
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ladies, show some class! ... Farty Meldman

And who is this pot calling the kettles black?

George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related?

#28512 05/07/01 02:19 PM
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" George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related? "

Reminds me a of a sick bumper sticker I saw a long time ago:

"Incest - the game the whole family can play"



#28513 05/07/01 03:02 PM
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Pooh-Bah the 1th wonders about the consequences of cloning George Clooney (he's 40) and marrying it to Rosemary Clooney's clone

Oedipus Cloone?


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if you could, somehow, regenerate Pinto Colvig would you get Bozo the Clone?


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George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related?


George cahnt marry his ahnt.


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